Transit About Town

So I've decided that updating in small packs is really the best way to go, since making a big production out of things is kinda hard and I really can't write a lot about some of the stupid shit I blog about. Basically what I'm saying is;

I'm lazy as fuck and I don't give a damn if you want big updates.

Speaking of things that are as crazy as fuck, let me take you to a magical place I like to call, the shitty antique store full of old records and stuff. I took the girlfriend there to buy some records which was a big mistake, she insisted on looking through every single pile of records. There must have been at least 300 records there. Maybe 200. Since the women was off in record land I took a look around the place. That's when I found this.

I have seen hell

Now look into it's eyes

I don't know what in the fuck this is. Let me give you a better less blurry picture of this...monster.

My first guess as to what this is would be a blue inbred crack baby that happened to be covered in fur. Oh, and it also has genital warts all over it's face. I don't know why this exists. The only reason as to why it would be on earth is that the apocalypse is coming and we are all doomed. But no some toy company thought this was a good idea. I tried to find it on Google - a word for the wise don't Google it you find some pretty fucked up shit. Mostly bestiality porn. So I guess if you're really into that then go ahead. I forgot to mention you can rotate it's head on an axis and it makes some pretty freakin' weird clicking noises. Ugh, I'm almost sorry for blogging about this. Well thanks to that....thing I'm off to question the very existence of mankind.

Stay beautiful,

--Transit